"Waaait a second … Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Waaait a second … Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

WHERE'S THE ONE-EYED TEDDY BEAR

WHERE'S THE ONE-EYED TEDDY BEAR

It says "Better Call Saul!" Don't remember something that looks specifically like that in the show, though. They really should have had one with the giant inflatable Statue of Liberty over his office.

It says "Better Call Saul!" Don't remember something that looks specifically like that in the show, though. They really should have had one with the giant inflatable Statue of Liberty over his office.

Same here, though they seemed a little rusty to me this time around. They kept trying to milk the tangent about sleeping in bed together long after it stopped being amusing.

Same here, though they seemed a little rusty to me this time around. They kept trying to milk the tangent about sleeping in bed together long after it stopped being amusing.

Hey, it wouldn't be a Phil Dyess-Nugent piece of writing without some sort of smug, not-terribly-clever political swipe. I'm eagerly looking forward to his next witticism about how Republicans are, like, rich and uptight and stuff.

Hey, it wouldn't be a Phil Dyess-Nugent piece of writing without some sort of smug, not-terribly-clever political swipe. I'm eagerly looking forward to his next witticism about how Republicans are, like, rich and uptight and stuff.

@avclub-c57e4dd5dd9c2b94bfac71d38f10de4d:disqus You forgot your second word there! No worries, I'll fill it in for you: "… sucks."

@avclub-c57e4dd5dd9c2b94bfac71d38f10de4d:disqus You forgot your second word there! No worries, I'll fill it in for you: "… sucks."

That's some nice hate-writing, Scott. I like how even the cast list up top says "freckle-faced moppet." It almost seems like this thing made you legitimately angry.

That's some nice hate-writing, Scott. I like how even the cast list up top says "freckle-faced moppet." It almost seems like this thing made you legitimately angry.

There's a frog inside the tree (mazel tov! mazel tov!)
Inside it is a key (mazel tov! mazel tov!)
She turns it inside out!
Her dad's pissed, there's no doubt—
The evil fascist Captain!

There's a frog inside the tree (mazel tov! mazel tov!)
Inside it is a key (mazel tov! mazel tov!)
She turns it inside out!
Her dad's pissed, there's no doubt—
The evil fascist Captain!

Pan's *BWOMMM* Labyrinth *BWOMMM* On *BWOMMM* Ice *BWOMMM*

Pan's *BWOMMM* Labyrinth *BWOMMM* On *BWOMMM* Ice *BWOMMM*

Yeah, nice job on that caption. Good thing we don't have to compete against O'Neal every week in the caption contest.

Yeah, nice job on that caption. Good thing we don't have to compete against O'Neal every week in the caption contest.