Kate Beaton on the Brontes:

Kate Beaton on the Brontes:

Hey, that's still happening. By all accounts (I wouldn't know, I haven't listened to them), the Twilight movies have put together some pretty good bands on their soundtracks.

Hey, that's still happening. By all accounts (I wouldn't know, I haven't listened to them), the Twilight movies have put together some pretty good bands on their soundtracks.

Crow me a river.

Crow me a river.

Brutal. Like watching Star Wars Kid fight a samurai.

Brutal. Like watching Star Wars Kid fight a samurai.

Could have used an "NSFW" warning on that one. I know it's a redband trailer, but even then I wasn't expecting a topless lady to be onscreen for that long. Here's hoping my scarily stealthy boss wasn't walking by just then.

Could have used an "NSFW" warning on that one. I know it's a redband trailer, but even then I wasn't expecting a topless lady to be onscreen for that long. Here's hoping my scarily stealthy boss wasn't walking by just then.

"Witch's Garden" for me, too. Hearing Joe DiMaggio utter the words "fat man-baby body" just made me so happy.

"Witch's Garden" for me, too. Hearing Joe DiMaggio utter the words "fat man-baby body" just made me so happy.

Somewhere, Tim Burton stops crying into his pillow, snuffles a bit, and reaches for the phone. As he waits for speed-dial to finish Johnny Depp's number, he gives his gothy teddy bear an extra squeeze.

Somewhere, Tim Burton stops crying into his pillow, snuffles a bit, and reaches for the phone. As he waits for speed-dial to finish Johnny Depp's number, he gives his gothy teddy bear an extra squeeze.

Have you actually read/seen any interviews with Justin Bieber? He's what you'd get if you mashed together Pete Wentz and Home Alone-era Macaulay Culkin. There is no such thing as "too much schadenfreude" for this kid.

Have you actually read/seen any interviews with Justin Bieber? He's what you'd get if you mashed together Pete Wentz and Home Alone-era Macaulay Culkin. There is no such thing as "too much schadenfreude" for this kid.

Ugh, what smells like freaking porpoise hork?!

Ugh, what smells like freaking porpoise hork?!

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