One of the fun recurring bits on MST3K is how they would occasionally rag on Leonard Maltin for his positive reviews of the schlock they made fun of. In the LASERBLAST episode, they actually go through one of his books and list off all the classics that he gave lower scores than that week's movie. If I remember…

One of the fun recurring bits on MST3K is how they would occasionally rag on Leonard Maltin for his positive reviews of the schlock they made fun of. In the LASERBLAST episode, they actually go through one of his books and list off all the classics that he gave lower scores than that week's movie. If I remember…

Whoa, hold on. There's a Space Mutiny shirt? Where can I get one?

Whoa, hold on. There's a Space Mutiny shirt? Where can I get one?

Your weapons are useless against me, but scare the crap out of me anyway!

Your weapons are useless against me, but scare the crap out of me anyway!

DIRK HARDPEC!

DIRK HARDPEC!

FLAGGED for egregious honesty.

This show, man … this show.

This show, man … this show.

Yes to Umberto D. Bicycle Thieves is great, but Umberto D does pretty much everything Thieves does, while featuring heartbreaking dog-owner porn as well!

Liked for "literally eye-popping."

Liked for "literally eye-popping."

I still mourn the loss of Friday Buzzkills. It was always a nice safety valve for my misanthropy and pessimism. Now that stuff just builds up in my system till it explodes. For instance, today I deleted my Facebook because I thought I would literally go insane if I read one more post about Chick-fil-A.

I still mourn the loss of Friday Buzzkills. It was always a nice safety valve for my misanthropy and pessimism. Now that stuff just builds up in my system till it explodes. For instance, today I deleted my Facebook because I thought I would literally go insane if I read one more post about Chick-fil-A.

Things could be worse. Without remakes, we'd get nothing but superhero flicks and hobbit movies nonstop.

Things could be worse. Without remakes, we'd get nothing but superhero flicks and hobbit movies nonstop.

So … she vomits a Nerf football into his mouth?

So … she vomits a Nerf football into his mouth?