… And his Homer-esque "D'oh!" when that happens.

… And his Homer-esque "D'oh!" when that happens.

Why? What'd he do to deserve banning?

Why? What'd he do to deserve banning?

Are those strings that come in at around 2:00?

Are those strings that come in at around 2:00?

I had bibimbap. From the microwave!

I had bibimbap. From the microwave!

I kind of hated The Searchers. Visually, it's masterful, but the story, while perhaps galvanizing at the time, comes off as pretty facile today. I don't know, maybe the blue-eyed Native Americans and cringe-inducing romantic subplot just left a bad taste in my mouth.

I'll concede the point on Psycho, but come on, Rear Window's climax is incredible. How dare you compare it to a trainwreck like LOST. How dare you, sir or madam.

Has Nick Offerman ever played Ernest Hemingway in something? If not, why the hell not?

Has Nick Offerman ever played Ernest Hemingway in something? If not, why the hell not?

Thanks, DAD.

Thanks, DAD.

Hey-dol! Hop along, my hearties! Tom Bombadillo is gettin' too old for this shit!

Hey-dol! Hop along, my hearties! Tom Bombadillo is gettin' too old for this shit!

Spoiler alert!

Spoiler alert!

I think it's more of a "dating Paul Dano" problem.

I think it's more of a "dating Paul Dano" problem.