It's a love affair.

I'm not black like Barry White but I am white like Frank Black is

So is this a sequel to the Doctor Who TV movie of 1996, where he force-fed us his shitty portrayal of The Master?

But the '83 has the larger glass hatch—a fact that's interesting to the seventeen Starlet nerds who show up at ToyotaFest in Long Beach each spring

That's not even a real Highland Park Dodge Dart they're showing there—it's one of the South American ones. A four-door GT? C'mon! Not in the States, bub.

Wait, which one's Barrowman again?

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Harpo?

Wasn't he on 24 for a season as well, somewhere in the middle of the run?

Gary Numan: The Pleasure Principle ftw.

Robokkake?

It was actually a Fiat 600. Or perhaps a licensed Seat copy of said 600. 

PJ wouldn't be caught dead in a clapped-out Fiat 600

That reminds me: I haven't watched my Two Nuns and a Pack Mule video recently.

I saw TKK on their Sexplosion tour in Chicago once upon a time. All of the kids were bopping and moshing to the old stuff; then they did a Sexplosion track and everyone just stopped dead and stared at the stage in disbelief, wondering WTF happened.

Last I heard he disowned that album long ago—creative tangling with Arista, and his subsequent break to go to Wax Trax! would suggest this. In any event, the shift in sound from Twitch to Land of Rape and Honey was huge; compared to LORAH, Twitch sounded like the Thompson Twins. How could the same band have done All…

Another Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton biopic is on the way, because Lindsay Lohan already did one

Fingers crossed for Will Forte as Florian Schneider of Kraftwerk in a brief cameo.

Fingers crossed for Will Forte as Florian Schneider of Kraftwerk in a brief cameo.

And I'll be the dick that says he was driving a new McLaren MP4-12C. If a hacker broke into its engine systems remotely, I'm sure Ron Dennis would be very upset.

BARROWMAN! (shakes fist)