At the rate we're using sea salt for snacks now, the oceans will be completely potable bodies of fresh water right about the time we need them for that. Two birds..one delicious stone.

I agree.

It's cool but I like it even better when the prostitute asks him "what the fuck are you doing?" and he replies, "I'm going to kill a bunch of people".

I didn't understand why only the one crimelord guy had subtitles in the movie while he was one of the clearest speaking characters.

When I worked with her I found her to be totally pliable. Her performance never deflated no matter how harsh the criticism thrusted at her was. She was a complete doll.

In all seriousness, that sandwich kicks ass.

does she have a Burma Shave?

I dated a girl who's dad was on the safety crew for that movie. That is all.

People always talk about "Eddie Murphy: Raw" but nobody ever mentions the self-titled first comedy album. That record was the shit.

Hey-OH!

JUST DO IT!!

thirst

this is only the second time I've ever typed this (seriously)…

what about a 50 year old Conway Twitty singing, "as I taste your tender kisses, I can tell you've never been this far before" …?

steppin' out with the other person is how you get browneye

I came here to mention The Painted Bird. Damn, that book is jacked.

did she have a front bottom, aka Gunt?

after I told everyone at work several of my production assistants made me a big get-well card on poster board that featured a large hand-drawn scrotum. My wife was not amused by it. She's stuffy.

I came down with a case of epididymitis once. Talk about miserable. I walked around all bow-legged at work for about three days until my antibiotics got me back totally upright. I had to explain to all of my coworkers what I had and probable reasons. It was embarrassing but way better than letting them theorize on…

that line is really weird.