Shoulda hit Max with some Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes synths crave.

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

It's a cry for help to feed the cats.

Me too.

I laughed when somebody shhh'd him in the dance class.

Al-uh-min-yum

Mark Harmon said "shit" on Chicago Hope several years back, and on one episode they showed a beautiful pair of boobies. All on CBS.

snack-cum-porn

or soaked one

I like documentaries that use the Talking Heads approach. I find things way more interesting when a skinny guy in a huge suit tells me about them.

Hot Beef Injection

Basically an MS Paint Brandon Bird.

friendship

I'm Pit-Pat, and I love you.

I actually read an article once that Subaru put subtle details in their advertising in an attempt to more effectively court the gay car-buying public.

you could outsource to India

The guy that plays Max may really be some type of android I'm thinking.

and, uh, what's the deal with the whole lube situation? Does the adult function initialize some sort of ducts or do you BYOB when it's bot-banging time?

yuck

agreed. This is probably the best choice for this I've seen. Song literally makes me feel ill. I hate pretty much all Christmas music anyway but this shit rises above the rest when it comes to suckitude.