Drawn Together is the definition of lazy writing. If someone asks you, "What is lazy writing?" you can just either say "Drawn Together" or point to some kind of representation of it, like a picture or a DVD or maybe it's on the TV or whatever. DO NOT: paste any kind of picture of Drawn Together in the dictionary…

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My show Key Party still hasn't seen the light of day!

isn't that what those suicidegirls are all about?

I imagine that would be like having sex with a small load of laundry stuffed into a large, sweaty sausage casing covered in marker and hair. Also and just because nobody else is doing much with a vintage genre of music doesn't mean you can get away with doing a half-baked version of it. There's more depth to…

His neck is fine. Like a small typewriter, I'd say. I would not say that I like anyone who is on a Republican Hate List. Do you actually like Twisted Sister?

Fortunately, "slaves" is not on the list!

one-off
maybe he's on that list cause he brought Amanda Palmer with him? Even being a Gaiman fan, this is something I struggle with. An introduction to the wretched Palmer, without being familiar with Mr. Gaiman's incredible work, might be enough to put all related persons on a hate list.

The Beastie Boys have always been silly as fuck. Check the Jerry Lewis voice on, oh, everything ever by them.

Shel Silverstein must have some very strongly worded contracts.

and you shouldn't avoid Obits, they rule.

@Sir Osis You should also check out Drive Like Jehu's album Yank Crime. I've always assumed that record was influential to At the Drive-In, so you should be into it. Both the same lead singer/guitarist (Rick Froberg) and guitarist (Speedo) from Hot Snakes. Anyway, that album contains Golden Brown, a song I've long…

clumsy
that "in in love love" bit is one hell of an earworm.

everybody is unique, nobody is special, least of all me, sir. LCD Soundsystem is boring and people who care about it bore me, but this whole "hipster" nonsense is square city.

inspirational
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen should be destroyed. Can we do this, society? Can we stop this? He's not even trying to be contrite! Off with his bebowlered head!

was the original price you give me $50 and tickets to see primal scream play XTRMNTR with kevin shields? no? then you are correct.

probably a lot of tears on non-prescription glasses, too, and other stereotypes about a type of person who doesn't actually exist.

I heard he used government funds to buy up all the tickets for him and his cronies. I hope his skinny jeans no longer fit!

it's pretty good if you just realized that music references music that has happened before itself.

@punkndrublic Mr. Phipps is obviously suggesting that Swardson's character (and all characters in HappyGilmore productions) make the journey from an lout to an hero.

Scenic Routes on Buster Keaton you say? Fuck this shit!