Just to really veer this thread off into tangent desert: I think Daniel Tosh is actually a very clever, very inventive stand-up. Tosh.0 is getting better, and I think it's providing him a chance to hone television skills which will, hopefully, provide him with a better showcase for his talent.

Re: Gaspar Noe's denial of an afterlife
Ok, so he knows there's no afterlife, then how did he make this movie? How did a dead man make this movie?

smooth as ice
It's about time somebody made fun of Chuck Norris.

And yes, of course I mean who's. I'm stoned, ya got me!

I dunno…Ajax seems pretty authoritative. Should probably follow the guy whose telling me how it is and how it always has been.

Eww, gross, you know their names.

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Another great episode. I've stopped being worried when Community seems about to veer into eye-rolly territory because it always manages to put in so many new ideas. For instance, this episode managed to fit in a lot of sincere, complicated messages about drugs without being overbearing or…

Why is that not called an emoticock?

@trakball I am loathe to admit that "Suck My Kiss" is a stone cold jam. I guess this what the kids call a guilty pleasure.

IMDB lists it as a TV Movie.

I predict a brightly colored set design and broad dialogue. Maybe like Pretty Martial Arts Betty.

You mean anyone IN ISIS, which is actually nobody now, you fucking retard and why the hell would they know anything about martial arts in the first fucking place? Goddammit, I do not understand this place.

Please don't make Kevin Smith tweet about how he gets laid. I have come across it and it is terrible. *SPOILER ALERT* Her "clit/brown/taint-area pOwns [his] dick."

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I saw this one cat comin up all on with this juju eyeball, man, and I said, "I mus be smokin too many of these funky cigs, that cat looks just like me." Me and Miles and Bird and Byrd and Byard used to make these flickz, for secret like, like it was our secret, cause we didn't want to have work with no paper,…

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Orson Welles knew how to live: have sex with pretty women while you're young, get fat on good food when you're old.

@abcdefz if you haven't seen F for Fake, you really should. Lots of talk about the bullshit stamp of approval of experts and some brilliant points about the legitimacy of art and the alchemy of creating fakes that become, when treated as such by the public, real.

More like Yankee durrrrrrr

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The only way I'll sit through any kind of bullshit about apartheid and racism and herbs and shit is if shit is blowing up and the black man is literally a superhero so I don't have to wade through any kind of bullshit about how minds are weapons or fucking whatever he better have some awesome fucking powers…

Aye, teens of the pre-internet porn revolution! Undressed was just fine, and actually provided me with a reasonable amount of comfort with sexual activity and general safe sex practices, so…good one on ya, MTV.

The commercial alone really took me back to what I hated about high school, which was being surrounded by people with shitty, shitty taste.