Fancy dress. Theme: Child pornography.

I had sex in high school, BUT IT WASN'T DRUG-FUELED! GAH!

they usually host the pilot, in my experience.

Hipsters would prefer a projection TV made out of skinny jeans, haircuts, and vinyls.

One is Jews, one is Aryans. I just report the facts, I'll let you decide which is which, you racist.

Don't worry, it's on IFC. You can pretend you live in the US and not watch it on TV.

Friends are my friend.

because he turned capes into crepes.

I'll just chime in and say I love Walk Hard. I'm a sucker for a good Bob Dylan impression. "Ride the rails, Farmer Glickstein in your baby blue bus / Ride the rails!"

Oh, awesome!!!!! I thought the hipster douchebags had co-opted it!

I don't do sketches from memory.

Chronicles is a very good book. I often run into people and hear Bob in my head saying, "This guy looks like he never got high a day in his life." Then I'm all, "Thanks for not going on and on about Oh, Mercy."

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL THAT WOULD BE AMUSING.

Have you even heard Bob Dylan, sir? I believe you have not. "Moonshiner" unless you're trolling, in which case, YAWN. LOUD YAWN AT YOU.

Why I never! How DARE you, sir! How DARE YOU?!

weird
what exactly is zodiac.avclub.com and why is that "David O. Russell walked out" link being directed there? do I win a prize? is my computer or myself going insane?

steak and kidney pie, duh.

I pulled myself down by my headcoat.

C+ the way I Saw it.

These murderers are tearing apart this TOWN.