If I made a career out of gambling on this show, I'd have been scraping pennys out of laundromat lint traps a month ago. After every week, I tell myself, "well that episode was really great, but they can't possibly keep up this pace forever. I bet they fuck it all up next week." And yet, they still haven't. Of course,…

NO SCHNEIDER NO DEAL!

Whenever Terriers isn't on air, everyone should be asking, "where's Terriers?"

Three episodes in a row that end with a musical montage, right around the time that AMC realizes people aren't listening to The Walking Dead CD while playing the Facebook game, as a split-screen TV in the background broadcasts the Black and White reruns, and that god-awful looking Survival instincts game.

And I thought The Talking Dead was supposed to be the other show!

Guys, I'm worried we're running out of Wolfmother songs to score Todd Phillips movie trailers to.

Big talk this week about the direction, so I'm surprised no one's mentioned this moment, which made me laugh hard and heartily, even for Justified. Using reflections to capture the side characters in another's glory shot is pretty standard (and what shot of Boyd isn't glorious?), but the way your eye is drawn away…

More like Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes!

There are, of course, modifiers to the laws. The one you speak of is the Black Guy Expendability Clause. Awareness of this rule subset is what drives Morgan to stay the fuck away from Rick's group.

I like to think the guy was doing a tribute to Sweetums in The Muppet Movie.

Strong showcase for the 3 Laws of The Walking Dead this week:  

Do they cover revelations? I would love to see the Apocalypse on a History channel budget.

Ben-Hur. It opens with Jesus being born for pretty much no reason. It takes guts to be the followup act to the greatest story ever told.

"I once snorted blow out of the grooves in a sea turtle's shell, I'm exactly like Amy Gel-lack-ilo"

There's value in each week delivering an episode that a certain subset of fans deem "The Worst." Helps you figure out what is you liked about the show in the first place.

It's like Enlightened, as written by Charlie Sheen

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Benefit of the DVD versions:

Tusk!

Commence The Year of The Rock! One down, four to go. Taking all bets on what gets the highest score. Will G.I. Joe: Retaliation leave Snitch in stitches? How do audiences like their ampersands, Fast & Furious, or with a little Pain & Gain? And does anyone have any idea what Empire State is?