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BostonRocco
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When I think of empowered women, clearly I think of Terrence Howard.  Then I think about domestic violence and creepy mustaches.

Elbow deep in a human bag of sadness?

The hoverboard was inside of you the whole time.  Twist!

Yes please.  I'll watch the shit out of this.

Damon reads this and laughs before pulling his Boston Red Sox cowl on tighter before settling in to catch up on Breaking Bad.  He IS the one who knocks Batman.

Someone needs to make this into a video game.

Well, Seth Green never says no to a paycheck (or can't take his mouth off of MacFarlane's cash-filled genitals).  I guess they're kind of the same thing.

MacFarlane easily has one of the most punchable faces in entertainment.

The stories of Wesley Snipes on (and mainly not being on) the set of Blade III are god damn hilarious.

The most expensive thing in post-production was digitally removing all of the empty Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers from around his feet.  Also, taking out the harmonica for the 75% of production where he refused to move it away from his smirking lips. 

Much like a fossilized dinosaur turd.  It's interesting to have around but I wouldn't make it the centerpiece of my collection.  Or leave it on display.  Or take it out of storage very often, except as a novelty. 

Perhaps in the sequel they will actually open up one of the sentient planes to reveal a mutated horror like the Daleks.  Planes:Revelations.  From the director of Resident Evil and it's superior sequel, Resident Evil:Leftover Slow-motion Backflip Footage and Cleavage of Doom.

Hank Azaria has a face that invites punches.  It almost insists upon them. 

MST3K - Space Mutiny is pretty god damn funny.

Man, was he great in 30 Days (even if the film had some flaws).  I think he's also one of the sole reasons I like Pandorum.

I was thinking the same thing.  And anyone who doesn't think Ben Foster didn't give that movie at least one tooth has questionable taste. 

Oop, let me fix this sentence:  "If you see Morrissey, give him a throat punch"

At first I was wondering about the "Community Grade" above for an A.  Then I saw that it was for 1 submitted review.  Now I feel better.

There's only one Data.  His brother's name was Lore.  Although, he concurs that the name Jaxson is puzzling and requires further analysis.

The Atari 2600 version, however, took it to the next level.  They really captured the intensity of the scenes with Lex Luther and his helicopter backpack.