Bah.  Zing!

Bah.  Zing!

"Drake, I'm pretty sure sifting through your fecal matter in my kitchen to check on your intestinal health is not going to go over well with the health inspector.  I gotta say, though, that smells like it would make a delicious wing marinade."

"Drake, I'm pretty sure sifting through your fecal matter in my kitchen to check on your intestinal health is not going to go over well with the health inspector.  I gotta say, though, that smells like it would make a delicious wing marinade."

Bill Maher lives IN the Earth?  So weird.

Bill Maher lives IN the Earth?  So weird.

I liked Ving Rhames in the Dawn of the Dead remake, and he should be fellating Tarantino on a weekly basis for casting him in the Pulp Fiction role that made him even recognizable to the general public, but having attitude about Death Race 2 is asinine.   I think those protein shakes are going to his head.  That, and…

I liked Ving Rhames in the Dawn of the Dead remake, and he should be fellating Tarantino on a weekly basis for casting him in the Pulp Fiction role that made him even recognizable to the general public, but having attitude about Death Race 2 is asinine.   I think those protein shakes are going to his head.  That, and…

I devoured these books when I was younger.  I even wrote Bellairs a fan letter and remember that he wrote back to me.  I wonder where that letter is……

I devoured these books when I was younger.  I even wrote Bellairs a fan letter and remember that he wrote back to me.  I wonder where that letter is……

What the hell happened to this clown's face.  The puffiness is making him look like a B-list Dick Tracy villain.

What the hell happened to this clown's face.  The puffiness is making him look like a B-list Dick Tracy villain.

Aster.  Watch the first of the originals.  Just an astounding amount of drinking.  Easily my favorite classic movie series.  I like Depp and all but I hope this remake ends here.  It's perfect the way it was.

Aster.  Watch the first of the originals.  Just an astounding amount of drinking.  Easily my favorite classic movie series.  I like Depp and all but I hope this remake ends here.  It's perfect the way it was.

What an epic moron.  Isn't she the least bit aware that Hebrew is not only spoken in Israel.  I'm speechless.

What an epic moron.  Isn't she the least bit aware that Hebrew is not only spoken in Israel.  I'm speechless.

"E.T.’s wrinkly green skin"?  Am I wrong or was that little bastard brown?  there were always jokes about how he looked like a little sentient turd.

The wording might have been over the top but yes, after a decade, it is indeed time to get over being oversensitive.  the image of a person falling can't be never used again because of a certain group of people's painful association with it.  "Oh no.  So many kids kill themselves with hanguns every year.  We should…

Pretty sure the best episode was when they think they accidentally killed a health inspector and Mr. Krabs forces Spongebob to help him get rid of the body.  And if you don't watch this show, the answer is yes, this was a real episode.  I just really like the show because of the dark twists it takes sometimes that…

That would be an improvement, entertainment-wise,