Awwwww yeah wassup Perd my nerd! P to the E to the R to the D, droppin knowledge on the poeple in the town of Pawnee, Indiana.

Unh-uh. Unbelieveably dzzzope failed event management company.

Unh-uh. Unbelieveably dzzzope failed event management company.

Don't be talking about my boy Tommy Timbertones like that. Playa's got swag out the yin yang boomerang.

Don't be talking about my boy Tommy Timbertones like that. Playa's got swag out the yin yang boomerang.

Argument, hiding out in a dumpster. Insaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Argument, hiding out in a dumpster. Insaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Yay-e Yay-e! Lemme get them digits Pocahontas

Yay-e Yay-e! Lemme get them digits Pocahontas

I actually changed it from Sapersteinbeck. Waaaaaaaaaayy too nerdy.

I actually changed it from Sapersteinbeck. Waaaaaaaaaayy too nerdy.

Personally, I like to call him Swansoft Mousse-tashtic.

Personally, I like to call him Swansoft Mousse-tashtic.

You wanna get exhausted, girl? cause i got moves like Jag—oh wait, is your name Rick, like Rick Rick?

You wanna get exhausted, girl? cause i got moves like Jag—oh wait, is your name Rick, like Rick Rick?

Haters got NO swag.

Haters got NO swag.

Aw, do you like it? I call it the pimpadour, and it  m-m-m-makes the ladies go boinggg!

Aw, do you like it? I call it the pimpadour, and it  m-m-m-makes the ladies go boinggg!

Yo, so how bout this: I get a solid gold necklace where every link is a tiny capital SWAG. baller!