Yo, so how bout this: I get a solid gold necklace where every link is a tiny capital SWAG. baller!

Can we also get a couple models to play Luke Cage and Iron Fist? no dudes, though.

Anyone want to fly out to my island for some dolphin steaks? I got a pre-owned Gulfstream

Oooohh, I think I got a little superhero in me. ahem

Honestly, I get soooooooooo many people mixin us up, but what can I say? I got a famous face

I'll get you a bib. When we go to rik-a rik-a RED LOBSTER!!!!!

Just chillin in the office, going over some paperwork … NAAAAAAAAHHH, I'm just messin with your russian dressin. But, more importantly, what the four are you doing? Craig can be a girl's name, right?

Can we get Sharon Jones on SNL? I'd be all, "Enchanté. You want me to fill the hole in your soul, you knowhatimean? I'll be your dap king, duke, earl, whatever. Just lemme get some." Long story short, I've never had a trombone busted over my head.

I remember way back in the day, we were at Disco Inferno. I said, "I hope you brought a diaper, 'cause those purple velvet bellbottoms are gonna get MESS-AAAYY!" And then it was just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, all the ladies sayin', bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Only got slapped, like, three…

What it do, nephew?