visualAIDS, I'd like to fund your rock.

Let the bears fund their own Kickstarter.

Oh Mylanta!

I totally agree. I like most of what I've heard him say, but I kind of hate the sound of him saying it.

HBO is feeling sinister, went off to see a minister.

Huh. "Modern day" makes a lot more sense than "Monday warrior." I just assumed it was about having a good work ethic.

Pretty soon here Great Job, Internet! will discover Homestar Runner, maybe Ze Frank. Or hey, maybe that Evolution of Dance video.

It makes sense to me, but my pen name is Jameson Joyce.

I saw him in Detroit in the mid 00's and people were shouting for Bryan Adams songs. I don't think he reacted, but he was also very obviously wasted. It was still an awesome concert.

I'm guessing the appetite suppressant effect of nicotine.

You really miss those machines when you move to an area that has a large 50+ population who resent having to ring up their own groceries. I'm always behind some old person with $250.00 worth of groceries who can't remember how to write a check.

He does have some rather sexy flesh-colored blocks. Why, he could be a flesh-colored block model.

I find your hair interesting, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Wow, yeah, this song is great.

Hey, it's that band that I'll forever associate with that interminable period where they had an autoplay ad here on the AV Club.

But it's both hilarious and awkward! How could it not be a Great Job?

Col Flanders is coming, and HELL'S COMING WITH HIM!

I was passing through the living room and heard the "Dependent Spirit Awards" joke and laughed.

SimCity 2000 came out when I was 9 or 10, around the time we first got a PC and the internet, and I spent thousands of hours with it in 1-hour-a-day blocks over the next few years. When I wasn't allowed to play the game, I'd read the manual, which was also great, full of quotes about abstract philosophies on city…

Ser, I really hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you should watch your cousin Lancel closely.