Oh, that's probably true. I guess it is mostly used in terms of the fetish nowadays, not the trying-to-get-on-Maury-Povich sense.

I totally would not have made the same assumption Dan made. It sounded to me like he'd been cuckolded, which seems like it would suck a lot more than being denied your fetish.

Flowers for Charlie, apparently.

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Not unless you need to make a potato salad.

By listening to New Slang in an endless loop, of course.

I liked it, too. I also still like Garden State, however.

It probably has something to do with trying to jump over the flagpoles in Super Mario Bros, too.

I actually think it's kind of impressive that he didn't try to mimic the sort of things a human would feel in that situation. I guess you don't have to once you've reached that level of success as a psychopath.

I remember being really confused as a kid by that. Why does this boxer who is obviously Mike Tyson have a Tolkien name? I didn't make the connection between M. Bison and Mike Tyson until much later, though, when I heard the story about the name switch, and it was like, "Ohhhhh." Still, Balrog seems like a weird…

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Sick boo-urn.

Still made me laugh.

I want an Endymion game. It'll be great. You can herd sheep and then take a long nap. Thrilling!

Oh man, this is the best 3 minutes of video on Youtube, the internet, the world. This makes me unreasonably happy.

His podcast appearances talking candidly about his addiction will always be really important to me. I've known a lot of people who were addicted to a lot of things and mostly everyone has exhibited a lot of denial. I have a problem with alcohol that's subtle, because I never drive after I've started drinking and I'm…

This is Woodward and Bernstein all over again. I demand that we get to the bottom of this.

You know, you're probably good enough to get a job writing here. I really enjoyed this comment.

How do you know? I know, I know, probably rhetorical, but my curiosity is easily provoked.

More casual readers, I suppose. They're just not, you know, people who pay twice as much money as everyone else every time they move because of their library. I'd say that middle ground is pretty broad, too.