Yeah, Adam Scott would be a total C+ performer. Make it happen, SNL!

I read the first 6 and quit, despite inheriting the first 8 or 9 all at once in paperback from my mom. A very minor complaint (Nynaeve pulling on her braid and Egwene smoothing her skirts every other page) grew maddening after awhile, but mostly it was because it just all seemed like it was dragging on for no…

I work in healthcare documentation/medical transcription, and like 95% of the reports I create are dictated by residents who are (presumably) our age, so like a good 5% of my job is ignoring extraneous "likes" in the dictation. It, like, afflicts us all, is what I'm saying.

Maybe if you'd actually signed for that birthday loan instead of wasting his damn time, he might not have blocked you.

That's weird. It clearly should be pronounced "him yim", if at all.

I worked at McDonald's as a teenager. I was definitely asked to take the stickers off the pies and re-sticker them with new dates. People in the grill also turn the timers back on at least once when the meat tray expires. Don't eat at McDonald's is what I'm saying. I never thought the pie thing was that gross,…

More people are likely to go "Awwww!" though.

That… is awesome. Ten whole days or 10 class periods?

My high school had an actual cop on full-time duty, sidearm and all, in addition to all the glorified hall monitors making minimum wage.

I assumed that was the case, but I had the same confusion. Record is probably more commonplace than album as a term for the whole release.

Someday crotchety actors-turned-musicians will be asking "Would you ask Sam Smith that question?" when they feel they aren't being taken seriously.

I actually thought it did come out, and I had already ignored it. Great, another thing I have to do now that I thought I'd already accomplished.

I think DeLonge has the dubious honour of being the least obnoxious member of Blink 182. Evidence: http://youtu.be/h4fWCHlNG90…

I spent way too long trying to figure out if shoe was just something we're calling her now before I realized it was obviously just a typo. I should probably sleep.

Considering the name of his Tumblr, I think it's safe to say he's heard that one before.

He definitely shouldn't have backpedaled.

You bet yer ass we do.

It was a perfectly cromulent comment, and not even a firstie!

I think that game succeeded almost entirely off of college dorm rooms of 10 or so years ago. It was a great game to pass around right after you passed the bowl.

Everyone knows all the good madmen are already taken.