Goodness. That made laugh much harder than it should have.

I am an unabashed FFXIII apologist, and this game has made me miss it a little bit. I still enjoy both, though,

I haven't gotten there yet, but it amuses me that people are complaining about this as well as the fact that the second half is too linear. If I were the developer, I would just be tempted to grab fans and scream into their faces, "PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT."

Well, there's no reason a reviewer can't play a game for a significant amount of time before the review and give an opinion based on that (which is how game reviews have been done for decades). The AV Club gets more clicks this way, though, which I suspect is the real reasoning behind this odd format.

I'm not as far as you (level 30) but I agree it's an enjoyable enough game. I didn't need or expect it to be the best game ever. If I think back, probably the last RPG I felt that way about was the Mass Effect Trilogy, and even the third game in that series got the kind of reception this is getting. So I just don't…

Whatever you think of BvS (which, for me, is "not very much"), the Transformer movies make it look like Godfather Part II. For example, I never once during BvS screamed at the movie screen, "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?" It was mainly just forehead slapping.

I wouldn't go so far as to say I LIKED BvS, but I can't say it was close to one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was dark and stupid, true, but it was competent technically and occasionally interesting.

Pacific Rim: Cosmic Salad Tossing

This summer,

DONE: Why can't you just change your relatives' political opinions and social views?

Your response is far too sensible and realistic, I'm afraid.

Honestly I think it's weird to involve Trump in one's sex life at all, but the easy answer, if it upsets you, is don't.

If it helps at all, realize it's not a new phenomenon. We've been dodging phone calls and pretending we're not home since the 20th century. It's just become harder to do in the 21st century. Getting dumped is the real issue, which still sucks, but you'll get through it.

It's Japanese text, not "symbols." And the bit behind Trump says "President." I guess in case someone forgets . . .

Eh, even with the poop talk, he's hot. I'll allow it.

Cher is one thing, but I absolutely draw the fucking line at Dolly Parton. 2016 must keep its shit-covered paws off of her.

I haven't read Vision yet but keep hearing good things. I was also late to the party on Scarlet Witch which I just started reading last week and is really good.

Not effectively.

Indeed. But maybe that will get the movie something the prequels all seem to be missing thus far.

It can be two things.