Your mom's been tapped to be in a Bone movie.

You are such a fuckass.

Anyone see the director's cut of this? It was awful. I was surprised at how much the movie was sunk by adding only an extra 10 minutes or so of footage.

I thought we all agreed it was a DONG of justice.

Nope. Wonder Woman was about the only part that I cared for, and she's in the movie for about 15 minutes.

That's okay. I liked Suicide Squad, but I can't argue that it was really good in any way that counts.

My five year old is kind of a Marvel snob and doesn't care so much about the DC movies, though I am trying to get him excited for Wonder Woman. I think he might have a shot at liking that one. (He expressed interest in Suicide Squad, but after I watched it, I determined it was not appropriate for him on so, so many…

It will when we put it in your butt.

You're giving them way, way to much credit. They're too ignorant to have that level of purpose. It's equally fatal, though, so, you know, six of one and half a dozen of the other.

They're not going to make Seth Rogen skinny again, are they? Because that was enjoyable for no one.

Agree with almost all of this except for running too many candidates in the primaries, as I think that was how the Republicans ended up with Trump. But get it down to your best 5-6, and whittle down as the primaries go on? That is definitely doable.

Were bullets FREE back then?

Who did Messiah Complex?

I think that is the next one I am going to try after I get through the original run of Deadman (which is surprisingly solid for a 60s "supernatural" comic.)

That . . . is not a bad idea.

Yes. The recent success of Dr. Strange more than proves your point. They don't need the X-Men to make compelling comic book movies, and the fact that they don't have them has forced them to do new things with untested characters that never would have been done if they'd been able to just do another Wolverine movie…

That's fine. Just prepare yourself for disappointment.

Kind of holding out hope that Dr. Strange will at least appear in the Defenders. That was basically his team in the comics. Even if they don't have Silver Surfer and the rest, Dr. Strange would be a meaningful crossover between the films and the Netflix shows that makes sense.

Inhumans have been around way longer than 20 years, but they've only recently been getting more attention, mainly because of that terrible SHIELD TV show.

The X-books are still going strong, in as much as "going strong" means there are multiple titles and the characters continue. I don't read any of the current ones (the only current comic I read right now is the new Doom Patrol), but I will say that the more recent X-Men stuff I've read has been pretty awful. Grant…