And sometimes the characters will see Thor off camera and talk about how dreamy he is.

Yeah, Disney just loves giving up free money. Which they totally could, by the way, and they wouldn't even feel the pain. They have been killing it over the past couple years between Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar.

God damn it, Bill Cosby. Thanks for ruining this, too.

He's hilarious on Man Seeking Woman. I haven't seen the Adult Swim show.

That is a confusingly worded sentence. So . . . there's only one creator credit given to a woman? Or two? Why can't we just give the numbers?

Megamind was surprisingly good. But yeah, nobody cared.

My son is 5, and has decided YouTube is the way to go, so it's all toy unboxing and video game excerpts now. It almost makes me miss the days of the Garfield movie. Soon the pendulum will swing the other way and we'll be back to Miyazaki. It's all cyclical.

Just . . . fucking . . . stop.

Oh, thank God. The Av Club logins are working again.

Golly, it's not cool anymore? Jeepers, whatever am I to do?

Uhhhhh, no. Compared to the mangled, nonsensical psuedo-legal drama of The Punisher or Karen's insta-journalism career, immortal, endless ninjas that climb walls were both more entertaining and more believable.

Or you could just not watch and let other people enjoy things. That seems like a solid strategy.

I dunno. Isn't that what's on Nick these days?

No, because that is the queen mother of all false equivocations.

Yeah, what happened to this guy?

Yeah, like equality is somehow a zero-sum game and all of us non-straight white males need to fight it out or get in line. Real mature attitude.

Ug.

In the comics, yes. In the film, Mordo seems more experienced, though their philosophies about how magic should be used are starkly different.

Statistically speaking, someone had to.

It could work on HBO or Netflix. It would need serious money though.