Even if we want to say she is funny and we liked the new Ghostbusters? I don't want to die in the Cancer Aids fire.

Newsflash: people still suck.

Sigh. I know. But hope springs eternal.

Not with that attitude, it isn't. BELIEVE IN SOMETHING.

Okay?

I would hope — hope — they learn from past mistakes and do not try to ape Marvel on this. Dr. Strange is vastly different than, say, John Constantine or Deadman.

Of course it counts. Killer Croc is obviously a black character even though his skin isn't black. (Much like Ben Grimm is obviously a white character.)

Eh, Suicide Squad was okay. Not great art, but it was fine. I'll push against what seems to be the mass consensus and say that, to my knowledge, the DCEU films have gotten incrementally better. I couldn't even finish Man of Steel, BvS was a huge bore, and I sort-of liked Suicide Squad (which at least felt like a comic…

I'm excited to hear this. Would rather Del Toro do it, but he NEEDS TO FINISH HELLBOY 3 FIRST.

We tried and we failed. The lesson is: never try.

Please don't die, Xanderpuss! I believe in you!

Mmm. Candied ass.

And it's always the same kind of of guys is what amazes me. Muscly dudes in tank tops with shaved heads. Nothing wrong with that, but it sounds an awful lot like a Chi Chi La Rue joint to me.

I hope so, because I just inquired about his possible status as a power bottom and I would really like to know.

The Rock seems more like a power bottom to me, but I've never had the chance to find out.

Now you tell us.

They always look like they are about to kiss in trailers and promotional stills. Really, the whole thing reeks of sexual tension.

Are you suggesting that they should have looked on the Internet to verify that the newswire contained something that is actually news? Because that sounds hard.

That's a surprisingly tight list. I always enjoy Mulholland Drive getting some love. One of the few films I have gone to a theater to see twice.

And risky. Almost everything has to have a track record and a built-in audience before it can even get a greenlight these days.