Aww, that's sweet, it's like he's grown his own "stay off the grass" sign, except in this case it's "avoid the ironic hipster asshat."

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus All at once, or would you make them take turns?

It might only help a little but the entire first (please God let it be first, not only) season of Bunheads is up for streaming via Amazon Prime Video. I've been watching the episodes over and over, hopefully someone at ABCFamily is paying attention.

How can I tell if this is a good poem if you don't include the week's most recent tragedy and insert yourself into it in some way?

Crap, I guess I'd better stop procrastinating on watching that. I've wanted to check it out but have put it off because it's just always been there.

That's true if you're buying through the device like TiVo, but not if you're logged into the site via the website. In that case it's all set up as 1-click, which you can't really turn off if you also buy music and shows from them via your phone like I do.

It would if they had more than the first season of most shows.

I was going to put my in-laws on my Prime account since they have a Roku and they watch stuff on their laptop sometimes. But then I realized there was no easy way to allow this and keep them from purchasing shows that aren't available for free to Prime members, because Amazon's layout is so damned screwy and they…

Maybe The Wrecking Crew have been recast as murderous moppets?

He's the smartphone mom.

@avclub-c30b17b451a2d904d45a4c895dbd4a62:disqus You were darn close

@avclub-1a344877f11195aaf947ccfe48ee9c89:disqus I believe soft rolls are steamed whereas spring rolls are fried.

Okay, that makes more sense.

Chiefs stadium, by which I assume you mean Arrowhead, is not in Peoria, IL.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus "I'm still convinced that to this day she's the only person from Oklahoma I've ever met."

Most Showtime shows don't start really sucking until the third season, so the jury's still out on Homeland.

@avclub-b9c2ac19bc0e942d2f927d6acece38dc:disqus Which character started acting differently?

Yeah, I feel like a bad Anthony Bourdain fan for not knowing it was coming. I used to follow him on Twitter but I got away from Twitter in general because I couldn't keep up with the literally thousands of tweets I was getting from celebs I followed every day.

I'm sorry, but I can't give any of your post validity if you think The Shield ended badly.

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus George R.R. Martin often referred on his blog to one of the reasons for his delay in finishing A Dance with Dragons as the Meereenese Knot. 
I'm not sure he ever specifically said what he meant by the term, but fans took it to mean the difficulty of converging several of…