What lameass superhero rides in a canoe?

Don't get cocky.

But always a neck and neck battle.

You can get a throwback Padres uniform with the Bud Black option. That is sure to be popular.

The white one makes you tell inappropriate jokes and then get all salty when nobody laughs.

The "Black" one makes you look like Frank, Bud or Lewis.

I have an office in my sex room.

Some of us have freckles.

Go grab your glove. I'll meet you outside. I got a bucket of chicken heads. Let see how many you can catch, Mr. Hot Shot.

Not sure where you are going with this.

If you are going to make a white person look black, how are you going to do it? What features will you add?

Like the guy who played Balki on Perfect Strangers?

Shit. It really has been 5 years. They lost to a Richards-Carter Flyers team.

Another Teen Week.

One of the filters made white people look more white.

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Yaroslav Goncharov really provided a force at the blue line that got the Sabres into the playoffs a few years back. Over powering slapshot.

Kato Kaelin cancelled?

Yea. I think it is Mark Levin.

I tried that on a treadmill and didn't hate it too much. But I don't have a gym membership anymore. And it looks pretty silly doing it on a trail.