He wants recaps written by George RR Martin.

Well, an MA in Deli Arts from Wawa U is a great investment.

His show is 100% pure entertainment. He just happens to focus on politics. He has no real political views. He is just working his audience. It is like pro wrestling.

Or a Vice writer!

Screw it. He knows his audience. My grandmom used to listen to his show by just keeping her radio on all day.

But they could just take 3 buses over 90 minutes and get a job making minimum wage!

No. No. No.

You ain't kidding, brother.

By my count, Congress has completely agreed on one thing in 9 years: after meeting with Comey, we need to go above the President's head to tighten sanctions on Russia.

Whenever the wind blows, Trump will remember the name : Rosenstein…

No. It's Pickle Rick!

We mostly just played there because their tokens for the machines were pretty much the exact same weight and diameter as a subway token. So after playing there we could get home for 25 cents.

I didn't say it was a good arcade. Hence the part of the story about the grand prize being a Jungle to Jungle poster.

My brother was eating a Choco-Taco on the beach when a seagull grabbed it out of his hand. My brother jumped up and grabbed the Choco Taco back from the seagull. And my brother finisbed the Choco Taco.

The one in upstate NY with all of the old rides from other parks is pretty sweet.

I fail to see the connection between roller coasters and key parties.

* writing columns on Bright Barf about how Spiderman made more money in Texas but there is not a Spiderman ride being built.

You'll be given cushy jobs!*

They built similar rides at the Six Flags parks in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

Is there a chance the track could bend?