Anybody who watched a season of Maury knows what happens when a relationship begins when one person is already involved in another relationship.

Were you a Guide?

In 1997, I used to go to AOL Chatrooms and try to convince people that Bruce Willis had an uncredited cameo in Titanic.

That's the year I was on Yearbook Committee!

"You said there would be good news and some bad news. But I have to admit, I have felt like an outsider ever since I wasn't chosen for castration. I mean, let's just say, I am bit tired of all the 'Ballsy move' jokes around here."

She died the night before I left for college.

Maybe they mean "dead" to real Brit pop fans.

"I noticed that Bob, Greg and Barbara all got new Nike sneakers today… But um, you know, I noticed I didn't get any, and I can't help but feel left out."

I was in college in 1997 and the Surge crew visited our campus. I was standing in line for my free t-shirt when the president of the university walked up to a friend and me. He placed a Surge Cat-in-the-Hat hat on my head and my friends and yelled, "Now you are a Surge-Meister!"

In a classic 90's moment, one of my friends won a Street Fighter 2 tournament at a local arcade. His grand prize for winning…

Big Daddy!

Yea. People don't realize what a powerhouse Friends- Interchangeable Steaming Pile of Shit- Seinfeld- Fraiser- ER was.

The Heaven's Gate website is still active. Somebody has maintained the website for 20 years now. It is an amazing relic of what websites looked like in 1997.

My favorite night was the night Nitro read off the results of the taped Raw at 8 pm. And then everybody who had watched Nitro from 8 to 9 switched over to Raw to see if the results were real.

I don't think I have ever laughed so much as something so incredibly stupid before. The opening exchange made me cry with laughter.

One of my friends asked to borrow my copy of Everything Now by Arcade Fire so that he could import it to iTunes. He said he put it on during the ride home. And he was quite surprised by what a departure it was from all of their work.

The interactions between Ben and Dr. Katz always cracked me up.

Don't forget the themes! I have lost track of how many times I have spent over $200 just to match the theme of a party I was attending. Always straight to the costume shop! Never just buying some random crap from Five Below.

You should have seen me the day after my bachelor party. It was just a simple house party too.

Any chance Trump just flat out quits on his last day of vacation ?