Excellent metaphor for my life.

He's not that bad.
Oh God, how young am I?

No Boomers for me, thanks.

That was strangely erotic-sounding, and I am now fully aroused.

I'm 32.
*Hangs head, walks away*

I had a cellphone when I went to college, but it was a flip phone and all it did was make calls.
Where do I fit in in this world!?

Solid joke, Gramps!

Then there's clearly something wrong with you.

Yes, but stupider!

Only during the Trump administration.

I just ate leftover steak for lunch. *Holds out hands*
Lock me up.

It's times like these I wish the Phantom Zone existed.

With his name on it.

I want this man to fucking die already.

I was going to correct you and say it was in fact an MSNBC host, but he absolutely has attacked CNN hosts in the past, so…this is just the world we live in now, I guess.

Diabolical bastards!

You CAN bleed from a face-lift. But it's doubtful you'd be out and about at a party right after having one.

Why can't we have that? Fuckin' Canada, man.

I'll give you the hair, though. He's got good hair.

They are both pretty much opposed to almost all of his policies, and have discussed it many times on the show.