It's 2017. Not only can you do that, you can probably win! Because as I've said before, everything is awful now and anything's possible now.

Oh wow. Three whole senators with something resembling a spine! It's progress, I guess.

Also inaccurate! Everyone knows it's the Koreans!

I read it, dum-dum. They said it was for breastfeeding your child while working. It's for pumping milk.

AVClub gets points for covering this asshole. Negative points for not knowing what a lactation room is, though.

What's wrong?

I imagine him heading to work with Sheena Easton's "Morning Train" playing in the background.

I remember during the 2011 Stanley Cup riot, joking that none of the fine people of Vancouver would be doing that rioting. They're probably all from Surrey.

I don't think Brad would have just been standing on the sidelines shrugging. He frequently still does videos with Lupa.

Who fucking cares

Assholes actually serve a purpose. He's more like an appendix.

- after you eat McDonald's

Yep, sounds about right for 2017. Everything's awful.

Those protestors are mostly fat.

Man, and I thought Sony and Microsoft would be duking it out for the best show of E3. And in comes Nintendo (insert "HOLD MY BEER" meme).
So glad I bought a Switch.

Why did I click on this? I really need better things to do with my time.

I only ever shop at Wal-Mart when my car battery dies. Because they're literally 30 dollars cheaper than at an auto parts store.

The only places I can shop are a Safeway or a Whole Foods clone in my town. I'll happily pay Safeway prices for produce.

Ohhh look at you, Mr. "I have not-destitute friends". Why don't you brag about it.

I think calling both albums pretentious, is itself the very definition of pretentious.