I quit smoking by vaping. I still vape when I get drunk and/or feel like a smoke. My favorite is still Vape Wild's Juice Springsteen, which is oranges and peaches in cream. Also, they do a mean rocket popsicle flavor (cherry, blue raspberry and lemon).

Or, you now, we could just take pictures of them before we melt them the fuck down.

Oh will you get the fuck off of it and just admit you've a hard-on for Lee. Jesus, I'm so fucking sick of you people. Wringing your fucking hands over a statue of a guy who was pretty much a shitty racist his entire life but you've made him into a marble model. Grow the fuck up.

True, very true.

Montgomery Meigs, who was Lincoln's Quartermaster General, ordered that the bodies of Union dead be burried as close to the walls of Arlington House (which Lee actually came into the possession of via his wife - Lee's family was rich in name but piss poor broke most of his life and his old man did time in debtor's…

He was wearing his wife's raglan coat and shawl over his head.

Running while wearing his wife's coat and shaw. Let's not forget those important details.

A good friend of mine went to law school at the University of Richmond and was this tiny little Polish-Italian Jersey girl in the room. She nearly got run out of town on a rail for referring to Monument Row as the Second Place Trophies.

Can I direct you to Stone Mountain?

God no, pay someone else to do it for you.

How, exactly, are they supposed to emulate them if they offer nothing to the marketplace that would warrant expansion?

I honestly don't see either of those being an actual improvement though. Chik-fil-a's appeal partly rests on being Confederate food in Yankee territory. It's filing and occassionally tasty, but not good and certainly nothing I'd want to eat in a place that serves booze. Red Robin is just mediocre and it's appeal is…

Did you miss that whole mess with Kanye? Her ridiculous social media posts about her 4th of July parties? Her "girl squad" bullshit?

On this issue. She's always struck me as that nerdy girl from middle school who became popular in high school, but instead of being cool like Winona's character in Heathers, she was like Shannon Doherty's character, all queen bitch petty as fuck. In short, I don't like her. I'm glad she got her ruling here, but dude…

I've been to exactly one Red Robin and I was incredibly underwhelmed by the quality of their burgers, which were clearly machine-pressed patties of dubious quality.

And TGIFriday's continues to hang on, like that uncle who shows up at Christmas on a Jazzy scooter, hauling an oxygen bottle behind him.

So is my local Applebees, but that's mainly because it's where the local drug dealer has set up shop.

When is the leadership of the Millenial community going to go something about it?

No shit, the only reason my grandmother got rid of her party line was because the person she shared it with had died. And yes, she had been leasing her wall phone.

Also, most golf courses are environmental disasters.