And El Torro. And Kingda Ka.

I had a (virtual) trailer at alt.stars.gossip and regularly read posts by this asshole Matt Drudge.

The only thing I remember about Jonah Hex was that it was so bad it killed a homeless man.

The seats come with lipstick holders.

And sharks, if it goes swimming.

I dunno, y'all got Nitro? No. So suck it.

Can we all agree that we were voting for Randall Tarly to get incinerated? Because seriously, fuck that guy.

He's going to Rich People Prison. Didn't you see Wolf of Wall Street?

Dammit, I was gonna say that!

I actually liked Molly Dodd quite a bit. Hard to Lifetime produced more original episodes than NBC.

Caroline in the City, yo.

And somewhere, just slightly off camera, Dr. Face-Hands awaits the news that Do No Harm has been given another shot …

But not Skeet Ulrich. Shit did not go well between him and Wolf.

"Jesus, this looks stupid. Really, really fucking stupid." — The Democratic Party

Sub out Spitzer for Weiner and you have something. Weiner has too many creepy pedo vibes around him after his last media fiasco. Spitzer just got nailed for straight-up, honest playing with the pros.

I hate to tell you this, but Goldsman did not write Jonah Hex *or* RIPD.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."

What am I looking at here, exactly?

And that rant about Saving Mr. Banks was fucking epic, and dead-on. That movie was dreadful.

Its to show how otherworldly and disconnected he is. He's been in a cave with an old tree-man, some green forest creatures, Meera Reed and Hodor. Clearly his social skills are worse than a basement dwelling troll.