Yeah, once you get over the nostalgia-name recognition factor, it's just not a good book. Also, I don't remember it being as heavily licensed as the write-up here is suggesting, or rather the pop culture artifacts mentioned were more 80's and not 90's. Iron Giant would have fallen way outside the scope.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!! It was like Scott Lang at the Leipzig Airport but more energetic.

Yeah … bleak … considering it opens with a fucking joke … Seriously, are you sure you weren't watching a Justice League trailer?

The only reason I don't see Ellaria as good as dead is that Cersei hasn't courted anyone to step into the power vacuum her death would cause. Then again, Cersei isn't particularly concerned with that, as her answer to everything is "send Jaime to deal with it".

You'd think that, until you go to a country act at the PNC Arts Center in Jersey, and it's all these little blonde chicks who are also Beach Body/Shakeology "consultants".

No, you only have to go to the ER if you're incoherent and need them to pour charcoal down your gullet so that you can be properly processed in the drunk tank. This is pretty common procedure.

True, very true.

Now that Perry actually knows what the job is …

*And* she's *STILL* pregnant with his baby!

The obvious choice here is Alec Baldwin.

Sal Monella's Fuqueboy Buffet? Too late. Already got a location in Vegas and another in Bullhead City.

I do that with the fruit smoothie cart. I like the "Berry Ticker", but think it should be called the "Berry Tickler" but that sounds like a really bad double entendre, so I just order by number.

How does one pronounce "af" is it "aay eff" or is it "af" as in "ahhf"? I'm old so I don't understand why it's substituting the short "as fuck" to begin with.

GODDAMN IT. You just ruined the Avengers. I hate you.

I was gonna go with "I had all kinds of cool money I wanted to make".

Yeah, this isn't going to end well. Some off-duty cop or sheriff's officer is going to get pissed off about a gang of youths on his property and forcibly detain/pull his gun/shoot someone.

How many men do you think you really need to man a caravel? When you're thinking Age of Fighting Sail, most men were deployed to man the guns or to power the ship via oars. These ships aren't quite the Ship of the Line (three masted in three parts, aka Trafalgar type ships) but they also aren't clinker built knarrs.…

That said, but there's three of them and about three or four major ports in Westeros (King's Landing, Lannisport, Whiteharbor and Olde Town). No reason why she can't split her forces and take out both King's Landing and Lannisport at the same time and completely crush Cersei.

And that doesn't even account for the amount of flax and hemp needed for the cordage and sails.

He really is my six year old nephew, happiest when playing with trucks and trying to break shit, needs ketchup on everything.