Maxine Waters: "Congratulations, Sean Spicer. You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions!"

And you thought bathing with powdered industrial soap was bad enough ….

About that dented thimble in your pocket …

A former friend from college long planned to do what you described at our college library, except her plan was to find the Ghost in the Stacks (did every school have a Ghost in the Stacks?). I don't know if she ever did it, as we had a falling out after I'd woken up one afternoon to find her squatting next to my bed…

Met. I did a scavenger hunt there as part of my employer's community volunteering campaign in which we led a bunch of third graders around to a couple of key areas. The place is massive, and there are plenty of places you could actually sleep once the security guards leave. Also, what are you going to do at an…

Were you pregnant? Were you Natalie Portman?

C'mon, you're not even trying. The Third National Flag of the Confederacy has a rectangular canton containing a blue Saint Andrew's Cross on a red field with white piping and star accents. It was on a white field with a red fly edge. It was adopted in 1865 and it's referred to as "The Blood Stained Banner" because…

Ehhhh. I'll just watch CSA again. It's been a while.

C'mon, don't you want to go into a three paragraph rant about The Stainless Banner?

Yes, the North was also racist. But the North didn't allow people to own other people. The bad behavior of the North neither exonerates nor excuses the institution of chattel slavery and quite frankly, the argument is both disingenuous and indicative of apologia.

One of my cop friends suggested that I always keep a bottle of water or soda handy in my car as it's super convenient for beating the hell out of someone and it doesn't betray any sort of pre-meditation or intent.

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This is the best thing I've read all day. And I just sit there and read all day.

Jesus fuck, that movie was terrible. It was so fucking horrible that not even the flask of whiskey I brought with me made it better. In fact, it just depressed me.

"I watched Grease 2 many times because it was the only thing on but I never liked it."

I thought it was just me and my former coworker, and that was mainly because we both hated Sandy and loved Rizzo in Grease.

Is … is earning a varsity letter that big a deal?

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE.

I forgot about Big Johnson. God, they were terrible.

Ahhh, yes. Big Dog was the kinder, gentler version of the Absolut and Co-ed Naked shirts. They were cool enough that you wanted to wear them to Catholic school tag day, but yet clean enough that you could wear them to Catholic school tag day without having to wear a school sweater over them for their vulgarity.