I've been actively avoiding these books for years, which was difficult when I was at the height of my reading trashy romance novels. And now that I have Starz, I can't bring myself to engage in it.

I have that same reaction to the chili-and-spaghetti combination found in Cincinnati.

Apparently. As you can see from your link, it's also called a walking taco or taco-in-a-bag.

Ehhh. I honestly don't care if I never read another one. The TV series has been pretty damned good and it this point it seems like reading a novelization of the script after the fact - a vehicle to close plot holes and open up others.

Pretty much, but so portable and relatively easy clean up.

Lettuce is essentially water and cellulose. Shredding it releases the water.

It adds wet, which a hoagie doesn't need. Shredded lettuce adds crunch without moisture.

Thank God, I thought you were proposing some bizarre human chain in which people linked up by touching soles and I was honestly made nauseous by the concept.

Kang probably isn't aware of the bizarre regional Sicilian-American accent that exists in the NYC-Philadelphia metro area - http://www.nj.com/ledgerliv…

Tis true. Many of them have "income based tuition", which means students only pay what they/their parents can afford.

I was actually kinda horrified/fascinated to find out that my niece's school cafeteria sells a "walking taco" - seasoned ground beef, cheese, sour cream and other assorted toppings dumped into a small bag of Fritos. It sounds deliciously awful.

So, he's Liz Lemon?

At least there's discernible dirty jokes.

I'm so sad that you have to find a best part to these movies in the first place.

What if they're an adult who alternates between Winnie the Pooh and Minions sweatshirts?

The sad-hearted liberal inside of me is imagining that it sounds a lot like my racist white rich asshole uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.

My best friend is currently dating a woman with seven year old triplets. He contemplated taking them to this movie for a hot second in an attempt to get them to like him and then decided that the derision of three seven year old girls was a small price to pay for avoiding taking three seven year old girls to anything…

Yeah, about that …

Haven't tried Dr. Pepper, been sticking with the A&W Root Beer.

I knitted socks and went swimming and mowed my lawn. It was thoroughly relaxing.