I think the Marvel intervention on the character's behalf did a lot to smooth over any fatigue folks may have felt over yet another Spidey movie.

Is that after she drinks the water from the Little Land of Duff ride at Duff Gardens?

This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. The First Amendment is a protection against the GOVERNMENT shutting down the right to speak freely. Unless the FBI is telling you not to post on the AV Club, what you're dealing with is the societal pressure not to be an fucking jackass online.

No, dear, I didn't say you couldn't post on the internet. I said you SHOULDN'T. (You know, that whole can/should nexus - like you can use a Suicide Squad icon but should you really? No, because that movie was categorically terrible and Harley Quinn has become a cliche.) Because you look like an asshole. And you…

Ask the asshole with the Harley Quinn icon who somehow thinks she's the Grand Arbiter of When It's Appropriate for Widowers to Remarry. It's her "First Amendment Right", you know, as a woman and all that.

I'm sure it went over just slightly better than when you called McCartney jackass for not playing "Free Bird".

Actually, my combined knowledge of him is that he was on a sitcom with Kevin James, does voice work, and you're somehow really bitter that he has the gall to remarry without your permission. It doesn't matter if it "makes sense" to you. Your'e not a party to the marriage. And unless you're deeply intimate with both…

Newsflash, twatwaffle: Liam Neeson, Paul McCarthney and Patton Oswald are all different people. This isn't the Victorian Era. Society no longer dictates an "acceptable" mourning period.

" … so when women exercised their First Amendment rights …"

You're allowed to have an opinion. That doesn't mean you have to shout it from the rooftops or throw it back at him on social media. There was a time when we just considered this "celebrity gossip" and people pursed their lips shook their heads in the privacy of their own homes without shit-posting it back at the…

We live in the Era of the Open Letter, i.e., Someone Monetize and Legitimatize My Ill-Informed and Self-Centric Opinion on Something I Really Shouldn't Be Commenting On. I blame the likes of the Huffington Post and Facebook for this.

They believe anyone who has sincerely sought God throughout their life can attain salvation. So, yes, I guess.

During my senior year of high school, we spent an entire week on whether or not transubstantiation qualified as cannibalism mainly because it was far more entertaining that the actual theology we were supposed to be discussing. And no, it doesn't because Jesus. Also, because transubstantiation is just silly.

Nope, there's a hit of green in his eyes, thus rendering him slightly imperfect. Colonel Zemo told us so in Civil War.

I like to think that there's some sort of hair stylists' code of ethics that would prevent them from knowingly unleashing that on the sighted public. Like an oath or something they have to take before getting their license.

During the height of The Apprentice, before it descended into a celebrity shitshow version, Trump did an interview where he said he does his own hair and that yes, it is his own hair and basically if you don't like it you can kick rocks. I'm not entirely sure why I remember that fact, but I think it's because it's…

Deliciously cute, yes.

Bison is where it's at, yo.

Agreed. I hate that fucking song. So many better songs, so many better Queen songs …

In that case, I apologize. It sucks being small-bladdered.