Nope, there's nothing that could be about this man that is needlessly dickish*.

I actually find peanut butter less offensive a condiment than ketchup. But then again, I have a lifelong hatred of tomatoes.

Sloppy Joes are looser and have a tomato-based sauce.

My only knowledge of Culver's is the quick mention of them in American Gods. They apparently also sell custard, which makes me want to stop at one the next time I'm out that way.

Exactly.

Just don't ask him to install a ceiling fan. I did not work out well the last time.

Especially since part of his complaint is that she left him there and he had to pay for car service home.

And then I remember that we someone managed to end up with Donald Trump as the goddamned president.

Superstar!

That too.

Thank you, I was just about to say that, but it took me too long to get here with my walker.

But … the bar is slow low that people are willing to label him as "presidential" for *not* taking a dump on the carpet.

I call him "Weekend Dad", as he usually pops for the Fast Pass at the amusement park so his kids can ignore him in the front of the ride lines.

You know what's really got to suck? You've busted your ass at a service academy for the past four years, only to have a bloviating dickbag of an old man show up as your commencement speaker and whine about how fucking persecuted he is. I feel bad for those Coast Guard Academy graduates who had their commencement…

I saw the trailer for it, but missed it when it was at our local art house theater. I will have to check it out.

So you'd run the UP! Network.

NHL - Nashville - you *should* know PK Subban. If you don't, get to know him.

Concur that this lady doesn't deserve to be stalked.

I can't say I've ever experienced this, but keep in mind that I'm a chick, cell reception is extremely spotty in our terrible bathroom that always reeks, and our office wifi blocks out all streaming services.

Or the Special Elections start breaking the Democrats' way. If the Republican Party starts losing those, as a preview to next year's midterms, they'll move to remove Trump in favor of Pence.