Dude, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's so incredibly stressful for both of you.

Fuck me. No seriously, I can't get my shit together today and really just don't give a flying fuck about work or my coworkers. I'm generally annoyed by their presence and quite frankly find them more of a hindrance than a help. Also, fuck my deck contractor who was all ready to go this week but all of a sudden…

I can't speak for this lady, but it's most likely because the space between seats is so much greater now, it's a lot less socially awkward.

Have you considered pitching this premise to NBC?

And don't forget the "apostrophe-s-plurals".

While I completely agree with you, I will also point out that most theaters near me are arranged so that I'm not actually aware of other people in the theater or capable of noticing what other people are doing. It's one of the great things about the stadium seating-recliner theaters is that the viewing experience is…

I have politely asked a friend to either turn the brightness of their screen down or go outside to text.

Also, drive yourself. Or at least don't rely on the other party for a ride.

I don't so much watch as have it on in the background, as it and it's ilk are usually on when I come home from work and turn the TV while I do my post-work house stuff and whatnot. My cable boxes default to channel 2, so I end up doing this with a lot of the crap CBS broadcasts.

Ha! Nicely done. Though I strongly suspect that this will either languish in Development Hell for a while or will be the line up odd ball that becomes a TV Oddity that AVClub writers are writing think pieces about within five years.

Will this be ABC's "Super Train"? I guess we're gonna find out!

I was trying to come up with something intelligent to say to counter this, but the whole "basement rec room decorated with wood-paneling and particleboard bar" reminds me more of the 1980's (especially if you throw in some orange and brown shag carpeting and a brown corduroy couch and the pervasive odor of Marlboro…

One, thank you for returning. Level of civility to this exchange I was capable of attaining. That is said in all sincerity. Two, thank you for expounding further. I'm not sure if I agree or disagree, but holding up the banner of Catholicism has quite frankly bored me and my ecclesiastical knowledge is limited and…

Oh shut the fuck up. And feel free to go do some research for yourself if you're so fucking interested. Also, sorry for using the term "scientific process" meaning they try to replicate the actual circumstances to prove whether or not it's repeatable. I guess I should have used "scientific method" instead. The…

Why do you assume that the clergy aren't also physicians or scientists? Or that they wouldn't have non-clerical members in the Miracle Commissions? That's right, a non-detailed articles that's supposed to be a stepping stone told you so. Ooooooh. Gotcha. Fucking jackass. "Let's be a pedantic asshole over…

If you don't give two shiny fucks, what about one shiny fuck?

No, dear, the term you're looking for is "Quisling".

Well, it's a stringent process undertaken by scientists. Jesus fuck. I get that it's cool to shit all over religion and everything, but it's a bit prejudicial to shit-post statements like this nitpicking phraseology while completely ignoring the message. Also, it's fairly well publicized that the Vatican uses…

From what I understand of the process, it has a good bit to do with the miracle. If it's a miraculous healing, the person has to start off by recovering from something that has a 0% survival rate. From there, the medical diagnosis process and treatments are reviewed by a panel of doctors and research scientists. …

Damnit, I was really hoping for an all-live production with the fish-characters being on roller skates or some other craziness to mimic underwater movement.