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Oh, no doubt and the Warrens and various and assorted family members continue to cash in to this day. And yes, there are quite a few "non-denominational" exorcists who really need to put the Bible down assist people in getting the mental health help they really need. Quite a few of them show up on programs like…

You know what goes great with a RompHIM? Not Timbs, lads. Not Timbs.

A good friend of mine didn't realize the commitment and went out drinking in a romper one fine summer day. She ended up buying a pair shorts and a t-shirt mid-binge. It was just easier.

You do realize it takes years and years and years of research and experimentation to prove there is logical and physical explanation for the manifestations usually associated with miracles, right? Even if they fast-track a beatification such as they did for JPII, it still takes years. People have a very dim view of…

I can't speak for non-Catholic denominations, but the first thing a Catholic priest will tell someone seeking out an exorcism is to get psychiatric help. Catholicism gets a bad rap as being anti-science, but exorcism as well as beatification are actually very scientific processes. If psychiatry and medication fails…

If only someone made a specialized kitchen gadget to free us of this scourge … oh, wait …

Oh God. Is this the new Egg Salad War? The new Toaster Wars?

Are you asking people to choose between Hugo Boss and Himmler again?

I don't recommend it for the Cyclone or even the carousel, but it's fantastic for the Wonder Wheel, provided you aren't in a swing care, and the Spook House.

You mean like how our insurance and pharma companies would rather continue to treat a patient for Hep-C instead of just cure it in 12 weeks?

Yes, but it's not within easy access of amusement rides. I like McSorley's well enough (it's no Raccoon Lodge), but if I'm in Coney, I like to drink at Ruby's. The Freak Bar is acceptable if it's too windy though.

Or a chick with anything larger than a B cup. No shit, any over the shoulder locking harness is a flat-out pain in the chest if you're even slightly busty. It's my biggest complaint about most of the hyper-coasters these days. Say what you will about the Cyclone, but even fatties and Chesty LaRue can ride it.

If you're into vintage coasters, it's spectacular. Half of the fun of riding it is the realization that unlike other vintage coasters at places like Knoebel's or Cedar Point, it's pretty much held together with wood putty and old paint. The views are also pretty great.

Counterpoint? Ruby's Bar.

Yes. Yes you have.

It probably takes me less time to drive up from the Jersey shore than it does for you to get there by train.

No, but you can buy a shit-ton of Warriors related merchandise including beach towels and flip flops. It's so hilariously odd that you simply can't resist.

Right?! Seriously, my one buddy has a blood vendetta against him for what he did to Coney. His family ran Steeplechase Park and briefly considered buying it until they realized the world of shit they were going to crawl into with ol' Fred circling the whole thing like a shark.

Buchanan. Dude around with his thumb up his ass and let the Civil War happen.