Here's an idea, instead of throwing out a personal jab at someone, how about you refute their opinion with your own opinion and back it up with facts. You know, like adults do instead of just acting like another polititroll.

See, when John Oliver uses those loopholes, it's fraud. But when Donald Trump uses them, it's "being smart".

It's actually not at all. Shadow is still on the hook to have his head bashed in. You need to understand exactly what's going on in the scene to understand the stakes. It's not a cop out, as Czernobog is having some, shall we say, performance anxiety. He's been living in diminished means and may have a diminished…

No doubt, the first season is only adapting the first third of the book and none of the Lakeside characters have been cast yet. So, meander away. I could do with some expanded Coming to America and Somewhere in America tales.

Yeah, it's … not good. I actually liked the first season better. The second season took a real trashy, soapy turn and started killing off a resident a week.

90% are nonproductive, more in that they're more about shifting blame from one department to another for unfinished projects. The 10% that are productive usually involve non-leadership foot soldiers deciding to get this shit done so we don't have to hear about it anymore.

Nah, the company issued me an iPad Pro to help with that.

See, I completely focus on my knitting and nothing else to the point of sitting and watching fucking baseball without noticing. However, if I need to actually focus and take notes, I do have a certain design pattern I draw in the margins of my notebooks.

My buddy's therapist actually prescribed him one for anxiety, so I think it depends on the type of doctor and the type of therapy.

Well, in our defense, the diagnosis process can be expensive and you know how we are about health care.

Yup, I completely did.

Ha, so he did! Good call.

No shit, you think? I quoted the exact comment made about kids with ADD because what "zak" is alleging is not what was written.

Except they aren't actually silent. Most of these are cheaply machined and you can hear the bearing work. Also, There's nothing more annoying than when some douche pulls out at a real-life work meeting and starts obviously and openly playing with it when you're trying to actually be productive.

Just issue everyone a plain black one.

That's funny until you see your best friend's mother actually pull out her urostomy bag at a party and start fidgeting with it.

You sound like the subject of an episode of Black Mirror.

There's a guy selling them for $5 off of a folding table in front of my office building.

"They’re for kids who have trouble concentrating, or something, but now all kids love them."

I spent approximately 5 minutes around a bunch of kids who were flipping bottles before I lost me shit, crushed their bottle, and told them to go beat each other up.