Now if you want to get into an author's head by banging a wall, however, try the glory hole in the CB&TL bathroom in Studio City.

Now if you want to get into an author's head by banging a wall, however, try the glory hole in the CB&TL bathroom in Studio City.

Gosh, you all seem to know a good deal about dating!

Gosh, you all seem to know a good deal about dating!

… and his low hanging fruit.

… and his low hanging fruit.

Was that done as a mini-series or something? I tried watching that in movie form over Netfilx but that didn't work either. Maybe the whole thing just needs to be left in book form, but the sense I got from the Disney production was that there was a lot that had been left on the cutting room floor that would have…

Was that done as a mini-series or something? I tried watching that in movie form over Netfilx but that didn't work either. Maybe the whole thing just needs to be left in book form, but the sense I got from the Disney production was that there was a lot that had been left on the cutting room floor that would have…

To be fair, most of my invitations come in the form of petroglyphs, ancient stone artifacts, and the occasional eroded geographic formation. That's why I'm always at the most rockin' parties.

To be fair, most of my invitations come in the form of petroglyphs, ancient stone artifacts, and the occasional eroded geographic formation. That's why I'm always at the most rockin' parties.

It was way too overstuffed for one movie and would have been much better served if it had been adapted as a television series.

It was way too overstuffed for one movie and would have been much better served if it had been adapted as a television series.

I was going to go see that with a valley girl but when she found out I was a family man she was gone in 60 seconds. I don't care if you're a kick-ass Bangkok dangerous astro boy with Captain Corelli's mandolin, it could happen to you next.

I was going to go see that with a valley girl but when she found out I was a family man she was gone in 60 seconds. I don't care if you're a kick-ass Bangkok dangerous astro boy with Captain Corelli's mandolin, it could happen to you next.

Nic Cage is wild at heart and weird on top.

Nic Cage is wild at heart and weird on top.

I liked that too, and really liked it when Tim was singing to the kid, but can't decide if I enjoyed it for what it was or because it was finally so horrifying and disturbing that it all burst open like some kind of purulent sore. Ugh, I feel another four hour shower cringe coming on.

I liked that too, and really liked it when Tim was singing to the kid, but can't decide if I enjoyed it for what it was or because it was finally so horrifying and disturbing that it all burst open like some kind of purulent sore. Ugh, I feel another four hour shower cringe coming on.

Not to worry. I'll post a ten-thousand word essay here in the comment section in a few hours to help you out with that.

Not to worry. I'll post a ten-thousand word essay here in the comment section in a few hours to help you out with that.