Go ahead and write this, it HAS to be better than 50 Shades.

Go ahead and write this, it HAS to be better than 50 Shades.

And move to Chicago? Fuck that noise.

And move to Chicago? Fuck that noise.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus: I second your support for ALI3N. It's far from perfect and I'm still outraged by the retconning opening sequence, but it's got plenty going for it. YY chromo prisoners turned into a sect of monk janitors? Awesome. Charles Dance? Double awesome. A dude with an 85 IQ?…

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus: I second your support for ALI3N. It's far from perfect and I'm still outraged by the retconning opening sequence, but it's got plenty going for it. YY chromo prisoners turned into a sect of monk janitors? Awesome. Charles Dance? Double awesome. A dude with an 85 IQ?…

Listened to Greg Proops' "Houston, We Have A Problem" and it was super duper, available on Sputtify. Reading Stephen King's "11/22/63" First half was engaging and zipped along but it's sagging in the middle.

Listened to Greg Proops' "Houston, We Have A Problem" and it was super duper, available on Sputtify. Reading Stephen King's "11/22/63" First half was engaging and zipped along but it's sagging in the middle.

Skid mark by Irma Flatus.

Skid mark by Irma Flatus.

That Tesla movie is on a slick trip, it's always ready to kick ass.

That Tesla movie is on a slick trip, it's always ready to kick ass.

Sir Isaac Newton: Fig Hunter.

Sir Isaac Newton: Fig Hunter.

Nah, that's pretty much dead-on. It was a sexual act that was… hamfisted and disturbing. Whose first gangbang isn't?

Nah, that's pretty much dead-on. It was a sexual act that was… hamfisted and disturbing. Whose first gangbang isn't?

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@avclub-7ce349af6304e005a3e4e7864c1858dc:disqus: underage sex can't cure underage herpes, but it is the best way to contract it.

@avclub-7ce349af6304e005a3e4e7864c1858dc:disqus: underage sex can't cure underage herpes, but it is the best way to contract it.