I understand the best pastrami in LA is at Langer's Deli, but it's $15 for a sandwich! How much is that monte cristo?

I understand the best pastrami in LA is at Langer's Deli, but it's $15 for a sandwich! How much is that monte cristo?

On the other hand, with everybody's junk already all over the interwebs future politicians won't have to worry about Anthony Weiner scandals. In fact, why haven't we seen pics of Obama's dingus? What's he trying to hide?

On the other hand, with everybody's junk already all over the interwebs future politicians won't have to worry about Anthony Weiner scandals. In fact, why haven't we seen pics of Obama's dingus? What's he trying to hide?

Yup. Sucks bein' right.

Yup. Sucks bein' right.

Nah, you got it backwards: The Thing was marketed as a prequel but turned out to be an unneccessary and inferior remake.

Nah, you got it backwards: The Thing was marketed as a prequel but turned out to be an unneccessary and inferior remake.

Half of us doubt global warming and the theory of evolution. Do not expect us to understand why the Greeks had a goddess named after a tennis shoe.

Half of us doubt global warming and the theory of evolution. Do not expect us to understand why the Greeks had a goddess named after a tennis shoe.

Resurrection, as flawed as it was, wouldn't have been so reviled if it hadn't been part of the Alien franchise (it would merely have been a film that time forgot). In one scene a security door identifies Dan Hedaya by his breath. No other film has moved me to feel pity for a door.

Resurrection, as flawed as it was, wouldn't have been so reviled if it hadn't been part of the Alien franchise (it would merely have been a film that time forgot). In one scene a security door identifies Dan Hedaya by his breath. No other film has moved me to feel pity for a door.

Danger, Will Robinson!

Danger, Will Robinson!

Ooh, what fun!

Ooh, what fun!

Really? I thought for sure it would start where all things evil originate: Dorchester.

Really? I thought for sure it would start where all things evil originate: Dorchester.

Yuh, it kind of sounds as if it's operating the same way Legend did: kind of amazing but totally unsatisfying. Bummer.

Yuh, it kind of sounds as if it's operating the same way Legend did: kind of amazing but totally unsatisfying. Bummer.