On the other hand, people who do this have probably already gone to the trouble of creating the flashback-free Lost I just thought I might enjoy seeing.

Transvaginal Mesh may not be trying to be sexy, but their Christmas rock operas will get your epididymus a-tremblin'.

Transvaginal Mesh may not be trying to be sexy, but their Christmas rock operas will get your epididymus a-tremblin'.

Pride and Prejudice and Zentai.

Pride and Prejudice and Zentai.

Roundtree is one baaad motha-

Roundtree is one baaad motha-

Yeah, nothing will top Rhubarb Stubble.

Yeah, nothing will top Rhubarb Stubble.

Sugar walls.

Sugar walls.

Not to mention all the penises and vaginas that librarians have. And all those kids running around prove that library patrons are sexually active. Scandalous!

Not to mention all the penises and vaginas that librarians have. And all those kids running around prove that library patrons are sexually active. Scandalous!

Thanks for that. It really hits my CLIT-ORIS!

Thanks for that. It really hits my CLIT-ORIS!

Who knew a Great Cannes Experience would include annals?

Who knew a Great Cannes Experience would include annals?

Finally, a place where we can go to hear the unqualified opinions of complete strangers that isn't the internet.

Finally, a place where we can go to hear the unqualified opinions of complete strangers that isn't the internet.

Whew! I thought I was the only one here willing to fuck something in order to make this happen!