One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.

Hello, maid service? We're going to need more towels in here.

She looks just like the pug that the rich lady was holding at the cafe in last week's episode.

I'm I the only one horrified by Dreama Walker's face?

And yet he still has Ants In Pants.

Also, if all it took was one nuclear warhead to take out the ship, why do we need the Avengers? And why did it make more sense to nuke Manhattan than to, I don't know, fire through the portal and at the invaders? That way you could keep the portal open, then restart the economy through intergalactic warring followed…

They have goatse hotels now?

The screenwriters' contemptuous shrug implied by "sonic lasers" is really irritating.

Those guys are such pompous jerks, we never should have assimilated them.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I think eveyone's making assumptions about what everyone else is saying and the whole topic seems too old to bear clarifying.

Lotte isn't likable, but I think she and the chimpanzee have more redeeming qualities than Malkovich. For instance, Malkovich is friends with Charlie Sheen.

Hey Malkovich, think fast!

@avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus I'm pretty sure you're talking about Pig Newtons. Pigs tend to be law-and-order types.

Improper use of superlatives is the worst injustice going on right now in this country. Also, shouldn't we, as a nation, be asking more rhetorical questions? Don't answer that, it's the worst question ever.

Yeah, how about that? What are you, Peter O'Toole's chopped liver?

Keep your figs out of my bedroom!

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus : Does it really cost $40 a month to get HBO on top of basic cable? I'm going to have to tell my mom about this, it makes her whole 25 cent pricing structure seem terribly old fashioned.

I was quit when I came in here. I'm twice as quit now.

Nah, I don't think it ruins the end of Aliens at all, I just wish they'd come up with a way to do it that wasn't such a "screw you!" to the audience. I can't say for certain that I would have been happy if Alien3 had left the cause of the destruction of the Sulaco a mystery or if, I don't know, maybe there were two…

screw you, Disqus!