Somebody here write a song about the Starship Kevorkian.

How has this band managed to stay out of Hatesong?

Bold choice, and now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I hate this song too. I generally like Soundgarden, but this is one of those songs I find it hard to believe anybody likes.

I really bristled at the notion of "alternative metal" at the time - I'd only recently gotten into metal, and there it was being all overthrown n' shit. By stuff that totally lacked the larger-than-life quality that drew me to it in the first place (a quality which is, to this day, what separates for me real metal…

The "a week later, they discovered a cure"? Fuck that scene, seriously. It plays like an anti-euthanasia PSA.

Both him and Meg Foster gave way more than this movie deserved. It was pretty sweet for about 10, 15 minutes before they went to stupid small-town Earth with a horrible little goblin-man.

I have to begrudgingly admit, that's a pretty good Batgirl costume, given that it was 1997. Could use a cowl, and some yellow, but sometimes you have to appreciate the diam- I mean, unpolished garnets - in the shit. 

Bingo bango. Hope you stayed dry, I'm on a bit of a hill so I'm okay but there was no way I was going out that night.

I can't speak as to whether that's accurate @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus but it's for damn sure why I never got around to seeing it.

This movie is the only thing that's ever given me the slightest hint of an idea that watching obvious shit like Bad Boys II might be a good idea.

I could, but why would I when I can make phone conversations at work weird for other people around me?

That's five goddamn syllables worth of nickname.

I knew a guy named Arian. It made phone conversations weird because I'd keep having to say "Hi, Arian!" at work. I think he was Persian.

Early 90's SMF or GTFO

Also, if I remember correctly, it's got (much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) a cool soundtrack of mid-80's IRS bands, so if you like early Concrete Blonde, hooray!

This movie was super cool - I haven't seen it since the VHS days though.

oh god the funny

Oh jeez…eh, I guess every comments section has its own flavour of douchebag.

Magnetic resonance angiography?

Drama-free week at Savage Love.