My Cubs lovin' parents named me after Ferguson Jenkins (the Ferg part of PixieFerg). Ran into him for the 1st time at TwinsFest this year. He's on some Canadian stamps, which is as bitchin' as it gets…

Down By Law…
Gave me a craving for ice cream when Lurie, Waits, and Benigni are running around their cell and singing "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" when I watched it last night…

It's not a king hat…
It's a crown…

Can't we get beyond Thunderdome?

If you need to get your Betamax repaired…
"Van Vreede's of Little Chute… AAAAND MENASHA!"

What you're all forgetting is…
Rock-A-Chu is goooooood music…

Grr…
Where the f*ck is Minneapolis?!? And if they're going to play Milwaukee, shouldn't they at least play Shank Hall???

Well, you'll still be stupid - stupid fresh!

Well, you'll still be stupid - stupid fresh!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!