I'm right there with you, Prettypants—

Kolchak: The Night Stalker
There was an episode from the old 1970s Darren McGavin show centering on a vampire terrorizing Las Vegas. It scared the shit out of my 3 year-old self.

"Hiroshima was PEANUTS!"

Lloyd Lindsay Young…Now that was scary!

The door to the attic was in my childhood bedroom. My nightly ritual was to check to make sure the door was locked before I went to sleep. Sometimes some shit that was stored in there would topple over and fall down the steps and I would shit the bed. It didn't help that the house shared a common wall with a vacant…

Sounds like this film could use
Helen Mirren's 65 year-old boobies.