A romper is a good choice only when paired with a stomper. I too am a fan of Didi. She is adorable.

G.G. Allin

Every territory in Canada
They played Nunavut? Holy fuck.

Dillinger wouldn't be dead
If he had thought of a successful escape plan.

fucking right

That's because Can't Hardly Wait is fucking awesome.

England's not a real country though.

I made out with your girlfriend at that prom.

Please never mention Fear Factory in the same sentence with Limp Bizkit again. Thanks.

Being the most talented member of Limp Bizkit is akin to being the smartest kid on the short bus.

Jj
Didn't put a lot of thought into their name did they?

Stacey is on fire today!

The Whigs never elected a successful President.
William Henry Harrison - Died from a cold on his thirty-second day in office.
John Tyler - Most of his cabinet resigned and the Whigs expelled him.
Zachary Taylor - Engineered the Compromise of 1850 and died 16 months into his first term.
Millard Fillmore - Was named…

"My dadz a cardiologist YO!" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you.

Glenn Beck is a dick. That's the joke.

The tornado scene over Great Gig In the Sky is pretty fucking fantastic as well.

At the end of the season it will finally be discovered that Big Mike was really Suge Knight in disguise all along. He'll then administer savage beatings to each member of the judges panel, and dangle Ryan Seacrest off of a balcony like he did to Vanilla Ice.

I could think of a few ways to cheer her up.

What I said about her performance was that anybody who actually knows shit about country is not going to like what she did with that song. Everybody else is not going to know what the fuck she's doing. So it's a lose-lose scenario for her. That's how that went down.

that is seriously bad ass.