Randy Jackson in a bikini
That mental image will haunt my dreams until the day i die.

Alex looks like he's in the Russian mafia.

Kara needs a good beating.

Most likely Kara because she doesn't know shit about anything.

I can't tell whether Garcia is a hipster or legitimately shops at Goodwill

If i was going to sing an AC/DC song on American Idol it would be Whole Lotta Rosie. No doubt.

it does.

To be fair, disdainful and incredulous is his go to look.

Brian may's not like you, he's got better things to do. Brian May's got straight edge.

So
You ever been in a Turkish prison?

Dawn of the Black Hearts has the best cover art of any metal album ever released.

I ironically liked him.

WASP is pretty fucking awesome.

She's 40 from the neck up and 80 from the neck down. Not a good look. She should grow a beard.

He's already more relevant than 3/4 of the judging panel.

you became a woman?

was that the dude who was dressed like an IRA terrorist?

that was classic.

If they have screaming vocals with that I'm on board.

One skull goes one way and
the other goes the other.
One's facing east, the other west.
He's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
The demon's got a nice head of white hair.