Well, she was a crackhead.

I blame most things on Puffy.

Suge Knight once dangled Vanilla ice off of a balcony to get him to sign some papers. He gets a lifetime pass for that.

My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.

Caligula

King Diamond
fucking rules.

She seems more interesting than a swimsuit model.

nice

I'd say you got your first album right there.

I invented the internet. And death metal.

The foster care kid was definitely one of Garfunkel's illigitemate kids.

Children of The Corn bitch.

18 Russian Midget Hookers and Counting

I would have sex with most of the girls in this band.

no, but thanks for the visual.

Fuck Haiti

Max on Max is something that needs to come back.

Jay Leno has officially murdered comedy.

Did she get put to sleep?

Taxi
was a really good fucking show. I just started watching it on dvd. Solid so far and I haven't even gotten to the crazy shit yet.