Rod Blagojevich
is the Gallagher of politicians.

I've been waiting 20 years to see anybody do that.

Seriously, you can't fuck with Jefferson Airplane like that.

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Can we please get a TV club writeup of Oz? That would be great. Thank you.

Knowing french automatically makes you a douche.

What would make this show more interesting
Instead of firing them, they execute them. Chinese style.

Cut those sideburns.

holy shit is this an epic fail on your part.

thank you superfan.

that's the solution to most problems.

Having read The Jungle there's no fucking way I'm eating a hot dog in Chicago.

Sinbad and Rob Thomas need to have a reality show called Sinbad's House.

Poison must have nailed a lot of groupies in the 80s. I like to think that's the reason for all the shitty emo bands recently. They are all Poison's illegitimate children. Seriously fuck that band.

I'm definitely starting a pit now at the next Gallagher show.

Mine is going to be "I've Become Something of a Pariah on my Regular Hentai Messageboard"

Wikipedia says he has a chemical engineering degree. He chose the wrong path in life.

I hope you don't mind getting smashed with a mallet.

This really must piss him off.
Wikipedia: Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher on July 24, 1946) is an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.

This interview is second only to the RZA and Kool Keith interviews.

Exactly.